Double Dactyls

Higgledy piggledy
Sy-klone (the spinny one)
Had a small body and
Looked out of place.

Maybe his talent was
Unsatisfactory?
Hence the sad look on his
Stupid blue face.

Evil-Lyn, Evil-Lyn,
Puntastic sorceress
Used her dark magic to
Keep good at bay.

Yes, she was Skeletor’s
Plenipotentiary.
Why was she yellow? She
Never did say.

Skeletor Schmeletor!
He-Man, most powerful
Man in the universe
-None can compare.

Women, entranced by his
Eligibility
Don’t even mind that he
Cuts his own hair.

Bimberly bumblewise
Buzz-Off is ace of spies.
He has big eyes on his
Hat, do you see?

Other than that there’s the
Flying, the stripiness,
Eusociality…
HE IS A BEE.

Higgledy piggledy
Two-Bad, the two of him
Lonely in spite of it –
Left on the shelf!

While other masters share
Conviviality
He’s either punching
Or touching himself.

Flibbertigibity
Two Bad, whose arms are
Uniquely positioned to
Punch either head

Experts agree on his
Asexuality
But still concede that he
Might share a bed.

Higgledy piggledy
Teela, oblivious,
Chastens Prince Adam
For idle deport:

Characteristically
When on Eternia
Faces identical
Don’t provoke thought.

Higgledy piggledy
Leech, an haematophage,
Most fearsome ever to
Wear the red bat!

Master of vacuum seals!
Intimidatingly,
Briefly adheres where it’s
Perfectly flat.

Middleham muddlehum,
Mekaneck, give me some
top tips for spying. Come,
please do confide.

– Wear silver goggles, quite
unostentatiously.
– Stretch out your neck (when you
turn to one side).

Higgledy piggledy
Red alert! Blast-Attak
Has a unique way of
Pulling off hits.

Targeting those with this
Vulnerability:
Shock, upon seeing him
Falling to bits.