Battle Bones

Halaeo palaeo,
Tally-ho, Battle Bones!
Carry my men to the
Skirmish, posthaste!

Costal defects (are they
Osteophytical?)
Make your ribs handy to
Clip round the waist.

An extreme case.

Webstor

Higgledy piggledy –
Spidery Webstor, of
Both crag and cliff face is
Surely the king.

He can glide upwards most
Antigravitically,
As long as somebody
Pulls on his string.

“PULL THE STRING!”

Meckaneck (1)

Swiggedy Swoogedy,
Meckaneck’s neck can be
Increased in length when he
Pivots himself.

Practicability
Comes when he’s trying to
See (but not get) things sat
On a high shelf.

“I’m Slightly Taller!”

Tri-Klops

Higgledy-piggledy
Tri-Klops sees everything,
Even round corners. But
He-Man is smart;

Rendering battle plans
Stereographically.
Magic Eye: Tri-Klops’s
Least favoured art.

“Have fun in 3D!”

Grizzlor & Modulok

Higgledy piggledy
Grizzlor and Modulok
Staunchly horde loyalists
Henchmen at heart

Both wield one strategy
Overambitiously:
One’s nice and furry and
One comes apart.

Nice and Furry.
Falls Apart (Not Shown).

Man-At-Arms

Higgledy piggledy
Man-at-arms (Duncan) who
Randomly manifests
Shaved or hirsute,

Striving to manage this
Idiosyncracy
Keeps half a comb in his
One armoured boot.

Mustache.
Mustache REDACTED.