Category: MOTU

Shinium Tinium,
Flying Fists He-Man boasts
Whirligig action, with
Fast-spinning balls!

Not just a weapon: this
Utilitarian
Gadget is handy for
Drying his smalls.

Splattery battery,
Snout Spout, the Fireman, whose
Metal proboscis is
Sure to amaze,

Is, through his reservoir’s
Undercapacity,
Able to douse but a
Bekonscot blaze.

ZERO-ONE-ZERO-ONE.
See-through, Roboto’s chest
Gives up a secret that’s
Sure to astound:

Contrarotational
Pectoral cogwheels, which
Seem to be there to make
Nipples go round.

Higgledy Piggledy,
Beastman, you shirt-lifter!
Makeup and orange hair:
That’s girly stuff!

(Beastman concedes only
Bisexuality
Picks up his handbag and
Leaves in a huff.)

Asteroid blastadroid!
Rokkon and Stonedar fly
Meteoritically,
We’re to suppose.

Heat shields can’t work with a
Hole in the bottom, though…
They must fly backwards whilst
Touching their toes.

Crashington bashington!
I name you TRAP JAW. O!
Blue one-armed bandit from
Skeletor’s troupe!

Weapons in place of your
Ambidexterity!
Dangle to war on your
Head-mounted loop!

Munchausen Funchausen
Come off it, Faker, your
Inauthenticities
Leave none impressed.

Not just not He-Man; not
Even a robot! That’s
Clearly a sticker you’ve
Got on your chest.

Tweedleum twaddleum
Panthor’s a copycat,
Strangely at peace with the
Hand he’s been dealt.

“BC came first, but we’re
Equiproportional.
He got the helmet and
I got the felt.”

Rootingest shootingest,
Frontiersman Rio Blast
Always on call if you
Need someone Shot.

Etymologically
His name’s inscrutable.
Seems Like a pun, but on
Goddess knows what.

Higgledy Piggledy
Stretchy Extendar was
Unnecessarily
Launched as a toy.

This golden cretin stole
Meckaneck’s thunder! His
Self-esteem’s fragile, I
Fear for the boy.