Author: Simon

Higgledy Piggledy,
Beastman, you shirt-lifter!
Makeup and orange hair:
That’s girly stuff!

(Beastman concedes only
Bisexuality
Picks up his handbag and
Leaves in a huff.)

Tweedleum twaddleum
Panthor’s a copycat,
Strangely at peace with the
Hand he’s been dealt.

“BC came first, but we’re
Equiproportional.
He got the helmet and
I got the felt.”

Rootingest shootingest,
Frontiersman Rio Blast
Always on call if you
Need someone Shot.

Etymologically
His name’s inscrutable.
Seems Like a pun, but on
Goddess knows what.

Higgledy Piggledy
Stretchy Extendar was
Unnecessarily
Launched as a toy.

This golden cretin stole
Meckaneck’s thunder! His
Self-esteem’s fragile, I
Fear for the boy.

Skeletor, Skeletor,
Secrets to tell-etor
Randor’s his relator
Brothers, it’s said.

Thanatological
Study is needed to
Fathom the cause of his
Decomposed head.

Battle cat, Battle Cat,
Aptly named charger, his
Purpose is battle, his
Species is cat.

Let those who question his
Redoubtability
Quake when he puts on his
Giant red hat.

Hickory Dickory
Dragstor, whose trickery
Lends him the perfect head
Start in a race

Then makes an exit most
Unceremonious.
Most of the road has got
Stuck in his face.

Higgledy piggledy
Sy-klone (the spinny one)
Had a small body and
Looked out of place.

Maybe his talent was
Unsatisfactory?
Hence the sad look on his
Stupid blue face.

Evil-Lyn, Evil-Lyn,
Puntastic sorceress
Used her dark magic to
Keep good at bay.

Yes, she was Skeletor’s
Plenipotentiary.
Why was she yellow? She
Never did say.

Skeletor Schmeletor!
He-Man, most powerful
Man in the universe
-None can compare.

Women, entranced by his
Eligibility
Don’t even mind that he
Cuts his own hair.